wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

adultnapped:

got the booty?

no 

I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.

sodamnrelatable:

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

jpgay:

why have a dumb baby when u can own like 6 dogs 

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.